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it is in a future dystopian world....water is a precious natural resource... only a visitor from outer space would not know this... and the bartender is a new and inexperienced member of a vigilante militant anti alien life militia..so goes in for her capture when she orders water...not knowing the female visitor is an official intergalactic agent on a mission to flushing out this vigilante group .thus she thanks him for exposing his identity so easily....when in fact he should have used some less caveman like investigative techniques first ?!?!

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That's a cool and imaginative answer but sadly wrong :D

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surely not?


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;) it's not in the future and nothing to do with aliens

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Is the gun a surprise to the woman?

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woomewithtulips wrote:

Is the gun a surprise to the woman?


 

the woman is surprised by the gun yes

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Ah ha! Think I know this then. Did the woman have hiccups?
If so she wanted water to sip to cure them but the surprise of the gun did the job, that's why she thanked the barman & left. :)

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Yes :) woomewithtulips got it. Do you want to post the next one or should I find some for tomorrow?

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Yay!! Dim & distant memories of A-level sociology & logic tests obviously paid off.

I'm not good coming up with the stories so by all means post another when you're ready.

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OOk, but I don't come up with them either I've got a card gamer with those stories ;) will have new one tomorrow

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Ok, new one:
A woman wants to sell her relatively new car. The price is very low and still she can't find a buyer. Why doesn't anyone want her car?

that's an easier one;)

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Well done Becca! my sociology and eng lit didn't help me, clearly should have chucked logics into the mix!

0positiv......Is it because it is a Reliant Robin? (these are fun i prefer the guessing to the answer!)

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Um I don't know what a reliant robin is but it's not relevant to the answer I think :)

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One reliant robin pic attached! lol

sorry Miss 0po...the brief history of this thread has shown I am lacking in any logic..hmm...*sensible head on* I dont know   is it related to the condition or colour of the car? ( i know it is new but she could have written it off the day she bought it) or do we need to think more 'tangentially'?!?!?



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Yes it's related to the condition of the car but not the colour

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ooh.. is it to do with the make or function of the kind of car?

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No,.it can be any kind of car.
It's something that happened ;)

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ah ok i was thinking tangentially you see..thought it may be a hearse or something!
So i was not right that she crashed it when she bought it? is it a new car but a write off or smashed up in any way?

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Good tangential thinking but it's nospecial car and it's not been in an accident.

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i do declare i am rubbish at this. Help! Anyone!

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HHm....tip? You might buy it until you got inside

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it has a leopard print interior furry dice and Shaz loves Dave sticker across the windscreen?!

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LLol that would definitely be offputting but it's not the solution ;)

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Erm... it's like the TARDIS and it's bigger on the inside?



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is it something to do with the interior decor?

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