Once there was a small bag filled completely with marbles. It was very heavy and obviously had magical powers that were a bloody nuisance. Anyone who tried to use them lost their head! One brave adventurer figured he could succeed where others had boldly gone but always fell.
So one day, he grabbed his jetpack and boomerang and hopped on his trampoline, then realised he'd forgotten his giant fork-tongued sidekick, Jocko, who a jet plane had transported from a marshian rocket and they'd been getting somehow drunk hence the forgetfulness. And the singing. which was atrocious. The morning after, out from nowhere, stepped a golden cow who had stolen the magic from the marbles. The temptress cow winked at Jocko and took his magic pet too and said "if you were normal", pausing hesitantly, "You'd shudder at the thought of it exploding all over your nice new Halloween costume and the long lasting, a plane to...
