Other faves:


"I'm not a man of God" (the whole preceding speech)

"have we finished flirting?"

"Let's just say it's not good for my condition to play in that arena"

"Closing early, sorry, found a...we found a dead dog, in the oven, health and safety"

"I'm a vampire, he's a werewolf, any questions?"

Lets see, my fav Hal quote would have to be........ 

"Im not your preforming monkey"

and the awesomeness of the line that follows 

"Im a vampire, He's a werewolf. Any questions?" 

And I see you put my signature quote Domino

Wonderful moments Lisa for me these are more the delivery than the actual line..although isn't that always the case with Damien?

That "ha" mimic is astounding I remember being genuinely dumbstruck the first time.

"He could've been" is filled with such heart aching pathos... oh Hal

"You don't know..what you're asking..."

"We're both quite dark, in our own little ways"

I think the first one of these is my most favorite Hal line. (I couldnt get the first to copy without the other one coming with it but the other quote is quite a good one also )

What are your favourite Hal quotes so far from series 5? 

He had some many awesome ones in even just the first couple of scenes!

here are some of my faves, with thanks to Lyanarhaegar.tumblr.com

"This is a two pack marigold job" & "No i'm not going to b-m you"!

I've had real trouble deciding.  I love all of the above, and there are many others, but I thought I'd get these in before ep 2 happens...

'I should've left a clue like, I dunno, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator'

The scene is really emotionally charged,  Crumb is on the loose, they've started bickering, and things are not good for Hal.  The last thing you would expect to do at such a moment is laugh - but that's what I love so much about being human.  And it's so totally in character for Hal to say!

'I've been dry for over 60 years'

This gives me the chills!  Just for that moment, while he's talking to Mr Rook, a different Hal emerges.  He's boastful, arrogant, and above all it's a lie......even if you ignore the 2 glasses he had with Cutler, and the licking blood off the floor, it's still a lie.  It puts my heart in my mouth!

'Then we kill him - yes, I remember that bit'

The 1918 flashback scenes show a side of Hal that we've not seen before.  He's still arrogant, ****y and confident but less 'carnal' than in 1855, and less sadistic than 1955.  He appears contented, capable of forming friendships......and flirtatious.  And I loved him!  I presume that we will see more of this story, but I doubt that we're going to see any more of this Hal so I had to put in a 1918 quote.   

There are so many more (although I must say I think Alex got some of the best lines in this ep) but if you watched these three clips in succession without ever having watched being human, I think you would seriously doubt that they were the same person.