This is one of the ways I manage my condition. Bad Hal wouldn't be caught dead or something, something, something, in this!
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I'll have you know 200 yrs ago gentlemen dressed this way in their homes. They say style is cyclical - I could be setting a trend.
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass
(had to google grey poupon Random Jane, it may well be more of an american than uk thing!)
It probably is. It was a famous and well loved 1980's commercial here in the US (and widely spoofed). I'm sure I've seen a spoof of it with someone wearing a robe.
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"I should have left a clue. Like, I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator!"
Ok, first of all, I could get lost for days in this post...happily. Secondly, in case no one knows this: snorting soda up your nose while laughing is not a pleasant experience...lol. I will definitely have to put on my thinking cap for the next photo, and try my hand at some captions...
"Excuse me ladies, could i possibly trouble you to give me back my trousers please?" (and wonders why he can hear loud s******ing)
I must be pretty thick & naive like Tom, because for the life of me I can't figure out what s******ing is!
and in my head I hear: "Five letters something A something something something the clue is just the letters hijklmno"
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass
Thank you. I was puzzled too. Mystery solved. That was my first thought but I would have spelled it snickering. Therefore, I was wondering why that would have been censored. Now It's clear.
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"I should have left a clue. Like, I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator!"
How about this one, a screen cap for a scene we will be discussing in Hal Chat this Sunday coming.... remember you can take it as out of context as you like!
Oh pardon me! I didn't realize you were "busy". I was just looking for a friend. So sorry about that. Young man, have you written her a poem and spoken to her father?
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"I should have left a clue. Like, I don't know, locking him in a cellar and tying him to a fucking radiator!"
Tom, you're not doing onanism in there are you? The 'making a bomb' excuse wont work this time.
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papillon... pamplemousse... bibliothèque... un baiser A lilt in his voice. Every sentence like music... #kisskisskiss A terrible beauty is born. Love me some #Jacksass